What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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