So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Poop.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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