- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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