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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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