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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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