- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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