Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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