- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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