- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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