- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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