Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Penis chickens

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Women's Rights

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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