- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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