Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Atheism

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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