- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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