Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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