Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Two planes walk into an office building

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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