A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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