chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Fine, ladies first.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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