- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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