What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

PENIS that is all

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How old are you? 7

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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