mikey is cute

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

baloney sandwich

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

you gay?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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