Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Jordan is pregant

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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PENIS that is all

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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