Women's professional sports

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Get on the boat.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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