whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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