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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I was watching Fox news.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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