What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

No antijoke here.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

 

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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