Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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