why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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