Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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No antijoke here.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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