I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

No antijoke here.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

 

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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