- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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