- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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