- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Women's Rights

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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