What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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