- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

justin beiber sucks

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

9/11

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

i hate non minorities!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."