- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do we call Osama? Osama

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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