- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

These jokes don't have punchlines.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

i hate non minorities!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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