What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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