- Anti Joke

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...