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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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