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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

How's the weather? Good.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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