- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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