- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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