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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

i hate non minorities!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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