Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Bitch

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Charlie Sheen

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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