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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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