A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Click here to end the world.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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