- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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