- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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