- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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