- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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