- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

i dont fisish anythi

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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