- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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