A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Obama

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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bite me

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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