What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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