- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why? Why not?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

You just read this ..

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!