Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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