- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

flavin's head

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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