- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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