- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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