- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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