if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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