What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Justin Beiber

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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