What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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