Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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