- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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