- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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